You Thinker Too Much

Poor guy, just sat their thinking all day. He's probably having a mental block from thinking to hard, and needs someone to come and take him round HMV, or to an art gallery to get some inspiration for whatever idea he is conjuring up. Maybe he's plotting on how to kill Auguste Rodin for making him a statue that just thinks all day. By the look of his expression I reckon he's trying to work out what he's going to have for tea tonight, good old traditional, easy to cook spag bol, or he could put in a little more effort and make the trip to the shops for bangers and mash with an onion gravy sauce. Anyway, whatever he's thinking about I'm sure it's about time for him to take a break and have a Kit Kat.

Let me know what you think The Thinker is thinking.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.

Most satisfying toilet cleaning experience ever

Cleaning the toilet has never been a very enjoyable experience unless you're in Trainspotting, but when you wake up from the heroine binge you'll realise that the experience was still not that enjoyable.

Volkswagen's new 'The Fun Theory' campaign has reignited the fun factor in normally mundane chores, and it got me thinking about how to make toilet cleaning more fun than it already is. I was being forced to watch X-factor at the time but secretly enjoying it, and thinking about what a twat Simon Cowell is when I noticed how much his hair-do would be perfectly suited for cleaning toilets. The sticky out bristly bits would be perfect to get the splats off the back and it certainly would instill a bit of fun in my toilet cleaning antics.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.

Pregway

I came across this picture on the internet while searching for BlackBerry Curve handsets on Google images. Unless this woman is also on her BlackBerry then I think Google may need to spend some time refining it's search engine. Anyway, I saw a natural gap in the market for the revolutionary 'Pregway'.

No walking anymore for all you lazy bastards out there because the Pregway not only walks you but it walks your baby to, you could even tie your dog lead on the side and then your dog will be thoroughly walked all leading to a better and more lazy future for mankind. For all of you that are like me and can't stand segways then have a look at these segway bloopers... LOL!

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.