99p Coin

In the 1950's people must have had a keen eye for a bargain, with WWII just finished you would have to. This is when shops must have had the ingenious idea of putting all their prices to £XX.99. Nowadays times have changed and we now know that you are only getting 1p off the original price, which really isn't that great a deal. Also back in the 1950's there must have been a lot more value attached to a 1p coin, whereas inflation has made the 1p coin barely even worth keeping hold of. I would actually rather throw it down the drain than keep it. So why do companies persist to take the 1p off, just round it up and everyone would be much happier. Either take it off or invent a 99p coin.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.

Pick up your Poop!

An annoying human behaviour has been discovered. Instead of cleaning up your dogs poo with a doggy bag and throwing it away again, people are actually tying them to the branches of trees and leaving them, all because they can't be bothered to hold onto the shit before they reach a bin. This is creating a whole new meaning the the phrase "the world is full of shit." Why would you bag up something that was previously biodegradable to make it non biodegradable. You've done the hard part, you've squelched it in your hand and scraped it of the cobbles, I just don't understand why you would do it?

I have invented a solution. All we have to do is sell doggy poo bags that have the address of the user printed on each one. If one of their bags is found hanging on a tree, the bag will be taken to their house by angry hooded teenagers and set alight. The teenagers will then knock on the door and watch as the owner stamps it out, getting poo all over their shoes.

Here are some other solutions to a poo free zone.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.