Tuesday 29 March 2011

Malteaser FAIL

So we decided to try and raise a Malteaser as high as we could for Comic Relief this year, I have no idea why, but it was definitely an entertaining use of our lunch break.

THE BRIEF: Raise a Malteaser as high as you can.
THE IDEA: Use a coke bottle, strap a Malteasers to it, and add Menthos. Throw in the air and watch it fly to the sky when it hits the ground (in theory).



Attempt 1: Coke covered FAIL


Attempt 2: Lid to tight FAIL


Attempt 3: Went Minus metres high FAIL


Attempt 4: EPIC DOUBLE WIN (but only went 2 metres up)

The urban ninja saves the day again.


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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.

Absinth makes the heart go wander

Absence may make the heart grow fonder but absinthe makes the heart go wander.


Monday 28 March 2011

Tasty Water


Have you ever played a game of football, and taken an old Robinsons bottle full of water to cool you down when you get knacked after 5 minuets of ambitious sprinting? A Mark from Peep show moment that we have all experienced.

Little rant before the idea: What is pissing me off at the moment is the bad rep water is getting for no apparent reason. Oasis released that weird super duck advert with the slogan "for those that don't like water". Who doesn't like water!! you die after 3 days if you don't drink it, it makes up 80% of your body, it makes up 70% of the world, without it there would be no more life existing on our planet... what's not to like?

I can see Robinsons point though, that sometimes water could be a little more tasty than it is. So I have invented a small alteration to the bottle that will change lives, maybe even save them. It will not only make people enjoy water, but it will also encourage people to re-use their bottles and fill them up with tap water instead of buying a more chlorine tasting crap bottle of Evian from the supermarket, for real money. They are selling for over a quid now. Who thought you could make money off something you can get free from a tap, a tap that is not only in everyones house once but 2 - 5 times, unless your the queen and she probably has a lot more.

Anyway, you know when you take the first sip on a bottle of Robinsons after it has been filled up with water, and you can still taste the sweet crusted on bit that makes the rest of the sip taste like amazing blackcurrantness. Well what if there was a small sweet rim, like the picture shows above, that tasted like this amazing, sweet blackcurrantness all the time. You just buy another one for your bottle when it runs out of flavor and the bottle cap protects it from germs.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.