Seriously though, why are bike seats designed to make any male permanently infertile? what is the reasoning behind that little bit of the seat that sticks out like a thorn in your balls, that makes riding a bike (possibly the closest thing to flying without flying may I add, so it is an enjoyable experience) more uncomfortable than asking a fat lady when she's due.
There needs to be a bike revelation and I think I have discovered it as you may have seen by my expertly photoshoped picture above.
I call it The fertility seat.
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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.
If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.
I had this same idea after a 1600 mile bicycle trip - my ass bones were sore!!
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My friend actually has 2 bikes with replacement seats like this. He's had them a long time & can't remember who sold them. Anyone know?
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