Dont smoke when it tells you not to!

Yes Mr French looking man, reading your pink newspaper filled with boring stuff about finance, Im talking to you. When the sign says not to smoke then listen to it. If you choose to ignore the signs then my trusty hose pipe will emerge from the wall, the infrared sight will lock on to your cigarette and proceed to blast you with a million tons of sewer water. See how often you smoke in a no smoking area then Mr French looking man.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.