Congestion Charge for Tourists

I know its London and it's the place that everyone wants to visit so they can meet the queen and see Big Ben, but why do tourists have to walk so god dam slow. Oxford Street is jam packed full of headless chickens and lemming crossings. I know we are all guilty of being one from time to time, but why do tourists get up so early, standing in your way when you’re trying to get to work and speaking so loud and excitedly on the tube.

To help with the congestion and flow of pedestrian traffic, I propose a congestion charge for any tourists out and about at peak time. They can be in Hyde Park in the morning, Buckingham palace is fine, anywhere with big open spaces, they just can't get on the tube or they get an on the spot fine of £3.00 that is shared to the people in the vicinity.

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Hair Stencil

So I made a stencil the other night and Im trying to see if I can stencil as many things as possible, so first up... chest hair.

Step 1: Draw round with pen.

Step 2: Trim excessive love rug.

Step 3: Apply hair removal cream or acid as Datch calls it.

Step 4: Wait until it burns.

Step 5: Wash off, it does work lol, but it still itches like crazy.

I'd like to thank everyone that made this possible, the scissors, the hair removal cream and all the follicle team working tirelessly to grow such a luscious love rug, but most of all I would like to thank my lovely girlfriend Gemma who was forced out of bed with a pulled neck muscle to do the stencils. Thank you (cry, cry) Thank you.

Here are some other examples

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The Bar Urinal

Going for a few bevies down the pub is all great apart from one thing... breaking the seal. I have no idea why, but once you open the flood gates, the toilet will see you coming back for seconds, thirds and forth's all in the first half an hour.

The pub toilet can be a treacherous place, full of uncomfortable silences and unwanted eye contact. But the hardest part is getting there. You could be faced with a number of obstacles. Chairs, sofas, drunk scallies and their crazy girlfriends, stairs is always a tough one and if you make it successfully without wetting your pants, then you always have to make it back again.

Introducing the Bar Urinal. Courtesy of Datch Datchens, the idea for the Bar Urinal places the toilets by the drinks you are consuming. Straight in and then straight back out again, simples.

Some cool urinals I found: 1 2 3 4 5

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