The Homeless Febo

If you have ever ventured into the laid back metropolis Amsterdam then you will know how beautiful it is. The canals, amazing greenery, and the well lit cobbled districts, all in all make up this urban paradise, and apart from the culturally embarrassing stag parties roaming the streets looking for cheap drugs and women, the thing that really makes Amsterdam so much damn better than London is Febo.

If you have never come across a Febo before, then you have been missing out. Inspired by the biggest stoners on the planet, this machine is munchie heaven, dispensing hot food to anyone that may stumble past, day or night.

Now imagine you've just munched through your second Gregs cheese and onion pasty and you bought 4 because it was 4 for £2, and your mate bet you that you couldn't eat them all in one go, but obviously in your own mind you could, but even more obviously to everyone else watching it is physically impossible, and you've scolded your mouth because the cheese in the first one was too hot, and you thought the quicker you eat it the less your brain will realise how full you really are, so you can eat more, and you didn't eat it in time because you were cooling your mouth under a water fountain and while doing so your brain realised just how much pasty you'd eaten, so now you have one left over.

So..... (deep breath) instead of just tossing it in the bin so some homeless guy has to pick through it to find a half eaten pasty, why don't we put it in a Febo? Give all the homeless people keys to it and then they can eat wasted food when they want without loosing any self respect.

p.s. While mocking this image up I wanted to add a sandwich to the Febo machine, and if you look close enough you will see that they have actually made a lasagna sandwich... amazing.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.