Tuesday 17 August 2010

I'm a Professional Macaruperer


Designer is such a broad term. Nowadays you can be a furniture, fashion, urban, landscape, industrial, jewelery, packaging, interior, exterior and web designer to name a few. Who's thinking about the poor souls that sit, staring at their iMac's everyday, slaving hunched over there desks till the early hours of the morning, designing all our fliers, advertising, posters, billboards and other promotional materials. Why are they the ones that are stuck with the job title "designer"? Do you know how hard it is when you meet a girl in a club and she asks "so, what do you do then?" and you can only reply "I'm a designer" and she says "oh so you're a fashion designer", and you say "NO I'm not a fucking fashion designer you ignorant fool, I'm an iMaccy, Photoshoppy, Illustratey with a little bit of InDesign for good measure designer.. OK!!", and surprisingly... you never see or hear from her again.

Fear not ye designer of the advertising world, we have created new, more accepted name for you. When that same question crops up again, from another unsuspecting girl, you tell her "NO.. we are but Macaruperers! Rock!, whoaaa whoaaaa whaoooaoa and however the rest of that Tenacious D song goes.

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If anyone else has any great, medium or crap ideas then send them to reuben_leon@hotmail.co.uk and Ill whack them up.

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